...you meet people who have same 'intrinsic' faults and problems as you do.
For one, your father and mother don't get along well with each other - never in your life have you seen or heard them NOT yell at each other. Your family must be a big failure. And that is also how you are now a big, fat failure. That is why you are
Your sister is also the most annoying
You can't fall asleep at night because your boss is a
You think you don't have any friends, not because it is your fault, but everyone else are such lame excuses for human beings. They don't deserve your time - you'd rather spend it playing Cooking Mama, Reality Cooking on Nintendo Wii. Friends, who needs them?!
You love your kids but sometimes you feel like you want to give them up for charitable causes. Hey, LOTS of wonderful, rich,
When you think about it....everyone's got their own fair share of alien problems. Don't think so? Pour ten pints of beer down their throat and ask them soul-searching questions like, 'Have you...ever...EVER... been truly...absolutely....irrefutably...unconditionally....happy?' (Yeah, when I was still in the womb) or 'If Marlon Brando came back to life, do you think he will be a bird or gay...or both?'
And then you will see that they have their own special alien thoughts as well. All those stuff that made you think you were not a part of the human race....they were actually pretty normal in the end.
Toast to friends. Thanks for being alien....like me. :-)
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