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Oh God. Oh God. HYPERVENTILATE

I need some time on my own....preferably somewhere comfortable, soft, and maybe a drink is good. Especially after seeing these hot hot HAWT photos of the latest Calvin Klein Jeans advertisements! I mean, is this totally hotness or am I totally bonkers?!
Check that out, I mean, CHECK THAT OUT!!! Aaarrrrggghhhhh!!!! Hey, is that the outline of his....anatomy? I can't zoom in close enough to justify a hyperventilation! Breathe, breathe, breathe....OK, in, out, in, out....NOW is not a good time to think about in-ing and out-ing, Marsha!
HAH!! Eva Mendes' got small-enough breasts that that Greek God over there can cover with his fore arms. Howz that for being one of the sexiest women on earth?
Miss Mendes, please...let me do it. His body is slippery enough for me to 'accidentally' slip it off very quietly. Thereafter, we can be un-quiet.
Actually, when do you think civilized, educated, moral mothers start growing up? I seriously will kill myself if my kids find my blog.
p.s. On another note, I thot they were advertising JEANS, not underwear. No matter, underwear's good.
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Another Mom said…
aiyo, too oily la, not good for health :p
June 18, 2009 at 5:36 PM
Marsha Maung said…
another mom, admire it, not eat it!! hahahahaha. oh second thought.....hehehehe
June 18, 2009 at 7:19 PM
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