No, Jonas. Not Like That

Being a lover of all things beautiful, I notice everything that's even midly pretty. I know I've veen writing a lot about celebrities of late but I can't help it, I keep bumping into them whenever my MSN instant messenger loads! I mean, they show me all these pictures all the time when it loads and LaineyGossip doesn't cut me any slack either so.....yeah, I keep getting in the way.

Being me, I can't stop myself from commenting because....well, I can't bitch about it to my kids. I can't bitch to my mom. So, I am better off bitching it to the rest of the world.

I like Jonas Brothers....no, SERIOUSLY, I do! I do. I think they're kinda cute and all that and looking at them inspires me. Maybe I can turn my kids into money-making chipmunks as well. I've got to respect their parents....spawning off three musical kids in a row. That's gotta take a toll.

But hello. First it was Efron who looked like he was balding and was growing his hair long to cover the bald spot on top of his head.

Then it was Johnny (who is my FAVORITE CELEBRITY IN THE WHOLE WORLD) who walked out of his limo looking like he just walked out of a tornado alive.

Then there's this particular Jonas dude who looks like he just pulled his head of a swamp with Yoda screaming into his ears 'May the force be with you!!!!'

Look, as much as I think the hair thing is a big thing, not everyone can wear it well. Looking like you've just had sex is one thing, but looking like you've just been in the lockup is quite another.

Not everyone can look like this. For THAT, according to Robert Pattinson himself, takes NO EFFORT whatsoever. So, guys, stop putting so much EFFORT into looking tussled. Just go back to being yourselves and we'll love you just the same.

p.s. Maybe my secret calling is a hairdresser. Why is it that I am writing so much about HAIR HAIR HAIR HAIR HAIR HAIR HAIR these days??

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