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To all insomniacs: a special dedication & request

To the person whom I had lor-mai-kai with this morning, this is for you. Your special request for me to write about insomnia. Next time only I write serious one, ok? Based on my research wan...but this time round, I am not in such a serious mood now, so.....hee hee hee.... *** *** *** POEM Slumber Slumber, oh slumber, Why I no slumber, Lie here since supper Sleep is becoming further Count kambing, Count kucing, I stop at one thousand, four hundred and thirty two Still can’t sleep….nia mah, TIU! Open my eyes cannot Close my eyes cannot Roll left cannot Roll right cannot What the fuck you want? Slumber, oh slumber, The neighbor’s f*****g is becoming louder I want ask them to eat my slipper Maybe I shouldn’t be so sober Turn on my back, Maybe to my side, All also bloody no work, Feel like alien in a trap Go pang-sai, but got no crap Slumber, OI, C.B. slumber, Why you no come, har?? Here, here….I should treat you proper I give money, come, come…come lah.
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Jamie said…
KNN...I have the same freaking problem also...cannot cure by taking drugs, cannot cure by exercising, cannot cure by having lotsa sex, cannot cure by not having sex, cannot cure by having threesomes, cannot cure by having foursomes....cannot fucking cure at all....why ar????
April 23, 2008 at 11:18 AM
Marsha Maung said…
jamie, sleep sitting down?? :-) (refer to earlier tel conversation)
April 23, 2008 at 12:56 PM
Jamie said…
yup, the only way i can continue my sleep after i wake up in the mid of the nite is to sleep while sitting.....kaukau kung fu i tell you...sure cannot learn wan..waaahahahahahaha
April 23, 2008 at 2:06 PM
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