One short post before I zzzzzzzzzzzzz
If I wasn't sure of this before, I am SURE about it NOW. I mean, it's crazy but I think there's something seriously lacking in the young women of today. Maybe it's just a Hollywood thing. Maybe all young women are like Megan Fuxx.
I've had some friends (IN REAL LIFE) tell me that they don't like girls their age or girls who are younger because they scream a lot, shop a lot, talk about shoes a lot, don't know how to cook.......blah blah blah.
I just went.....sigh....
But it looks as though it's true, though because I just caught wind that another babelicious bloke just removed the 'for sale' sign on his body. Bradley Cooper with Renee Zellweger. Renee @ 40 and Bradly @ 34. Six years....not too bad, really. When Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher got it on together, I almost killed myself!!! I mean, COME AAAWWWWWNNN!!! Folks, that's a whopping SIXTEEN years difference there in favor of Kutcher! She must have arse made of gold.
And there's Halle Berry. Gawd, have you even effing seen the bloke she's married to??? That's not a man she married, that's a magnet. A chic magnet. :-)
Oh, there are many more older women younger men pairing in Hollyworld but the point is I see a lot of the same kind of pairing in recent years too. Apparently, for some strange reason, older women are like the Prada of the relationship world these days.
I don't know, man! It's a little odd but can't say we, older women, are complaining.
So, fine. I'll accept the fact the Bradley Cooper of 'Hangover' (effing awesome movie - if you've been drunk one time in your life, you'll relate to it) fame is off the shelves for now. I like Renee, anyway, so...yeah, no biggie. I'll deal with it.
And besides, I think the novelty of dating an older woman wears off really quick. Not that I am putting a curse on them or anything. Just saying...AUNTIES Y'ALL!!! WE IN DEMAND, Y'ALL!!!
Yo, Aunties around the world, exfoliate, moisturizzzeeeee, exfoliate, moisturizzzeeeee, exfoliate, moisturizzzeeeee, exfoliate, moisturizzzeeeee, crunch your butt, that's right, crunch your butt, YEAH...exfoliate...moisturize!!!
When asked what’s my one single favorite thing to do in the world, I would usually name a whole list of things that I love to do when my work is not screaming at me. Something that takes my mind COMPLETELY off of everyday tasks and relaxes me. Take a guess what it is…. If you say ‘ reading ’, yes, I love reading (especially soppy love stories with lots of sex scenes, please. Hee hee hee ….) and I also love mystery novels but it’s not the first on the list. If you say ‘ playing the piano ’; yes, I love playing the piano. Creating forms a huge part of my life and whenever I play the piano (as inept at it as I am), there’s this tiny little girl inside of me jumping up and down with glee, clapping her hands. It’s my childhood dream to be able to play the piano! And thumping on the keys gives me a sense of satisfaction when I hear the music. If you say ‘ writing ’; You’ve got to be kidding me! You mean I don’t write enough as it is? Case closed. If you say ‘ playing with my kids ’; Yea...
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that is cute!! auntie. :)