One short post before I zzzzzzzzzzzzz
If I wasn't sure of this before, I am SURE about it NOW. I mean, it's crazy but I think there's something seriously lacking in the young women of today. Maybe it's just a Hollywood thing. Maybe all young women are like Megan Fuxx.
I've had some friends (IN REAL LIFE) tell me that they don't like girls their age or girls who are younger because they scream a lot, shop a lot, talk about shoes a lot, don't know how to cook.......blah blah blah.
I just went.....sigh....
But it looks as though it's true, though because I just caught wind that another babelicious bloke just removed the 'for sale' sign on his body. Bradley Cooper with Renee Zellweger. Renee @ 40 and Bradly @ 34. Six years....not too bad, really. When Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher got it on together, I almost killed myself!!! I mean, COME AAAWWWWWNNN!!! Folks, that's a whopping SIXTEEN years difference there in favor of Kutcher! She must have arse made of gold.
And there's Halle Berry. Gawd, have you even effing seen the bloke she's married to??? That's not a man she married, that's a magnet. A chic magnet. :-)
Oh, there are many more older women younger men pairing in Hollyworld but the point is I see a lot of the same kind of pairing in recent years too. Apparently, for some strange reason, older women are like the Prada of the relationship world these days.
I don't know, man! It's a little odd but can't say we, older women, are complaining.
So, fine. I'll accept the fact the Bradley Cooper of 'Hangover' (effing awesome movie - if you've been drunk one time in your life, you'll relate to it) fame is off the shelves for now. I like Renee, anyway, so...yeah, no biggie. I'll deal with it.
And besides, I think the novelty of dating an older woman wears off really quick. Not that I am putting a curse on them or anything. Just saying...AUNTIES Y'ALL!!! WE IN DEMAND, Y'ALL!!!
Yo, Aunties around the world, exfoliate, moisturizzzeeeee, exfoliate, moisturizzzeeeee, exfoliate, moisturizzzeeeee, exfoliate, moisturizzzeeeee, crunch your butt, that's right, crunch your butt, YEAH...exfoliate...moisturize!!!
I have been doing this pose, part of Cosmic Dance (a type of yoga, I am assuming), called Stargazer pose without knowing it is called Stargazer's pose a lot in the past. You see, sometimes, I don't follow the rules and come up with my own stretches and poses. It is fun. I have on some music, nice, soothing music or just anything I can click on. Then I go with the flow, letting my hair down. Just moving to the music...and that is when I come up with the above Stargazer's pose. This pose really stretches your sides. Keep your eyes on the outstretched hand if you are keeping it pointed to the top, as if you are waving or connecting to a higher energy from the Universe. Your arms will ache a little but hey, toned arms, here you come! :-) For those who want a bigger stretch, it is safe to slowly and gently move the lifted hand towards your back...don't overdo it, listen to your body's complaints and respect it. You don't have to prove anything to anyone, reme
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that is cute!! auntie. :)