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Aunties Are In Demand

One short post before I zzzzzzzzzzzzz If I wasn't sure of this before, I am SURE about it NOW. I mean, it's crazy but I think there's something seriously lacking in the young women of today. Maybe it's just a Hollywood thing. Maybe all young women are like Megan Fuxx. I've had some friends (IN REAL LIFE) tell me that they don't like girls their age or girls who are younger because they scream a lot, shop a lot, talk about shoes a lot, don't know how to cook.......blah blah blah. I just went.....sigh.... But it looks as though it's true, though because I just caught wind that another babelicious bloke just removed the 'for sale' sign on his body. Bradley Cooper with Renee Zellweger. Renee @ 40 and Bradly @ 34. Six years....not too bad, really. When Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher got it on together, I almost killed myself!!! I mean, COME AAAWWWWWNNN!!! Folks, that's a whopping SIXTEEN years difference there in favor of Kutcher! She must have arse made of gold. And there's Halle Berry. Gawd, have you even effing seen the bloke she's married to??? That's not a man she married, that's a magnet. A chic magnet. :-) Oh, there are many more older women younger men pairing in Hollyworld but the point is I see a lot of the same kind of pairing in recent years too. Apparently, for some strange reason, older women are like the Prada of the relationship world these days. I don't know, man! It's a little odd but can't say we, older women, are complaining. So, fine. I'll accept the fact the Bradley Cooper of 'Hangover' (effing awesome movie - if you've been drunk one time in your life, you'll relate to it) fame is off the shelves for now. I like Renee, anyway, so...yeah, no biggie. I'll deal with it. And besides, I think the novelty of dating an older woman wears off really quick. Not that I am putting a curse on them or anything. Just saying...AUNTIES Y'ALL!!! WE IN DEMAND, Y'ALL!!! Yo, Aunties around the world, exfoliate, moisturizzzeeeee, exfoliate, moisturizzzeeeee, exfoliate, moisturizzzeeeee, exfoliate, moisturizzzeeeee, crunch your butt, that's right, crunch your butt, YEAH...exfoliate...moisturize!!!
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blinka.Li said…
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that is cute!! auntie. :)
September 15, 2009 at 10:51 AM
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