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My Mother Is Fine, Thank you!

There's something really funny about swearing. Why is it cool to swear on someone's mother? Moms are the ones who carry the kids within their bodies for nine whole months and then spend excruciating number of hours delivering the baby. They raise the kids and when the kids grow up (when moms are, apparently, no longer cool), people ask about 'your mother' all the time?

There is something horribly wrong with that, no? o.O

I mean, in multiple languages, they ask about your mother and a certain part of her body. If my son's friends dare suggest that my son does (explicit) things to me, I'll smash the juices outta that bloke's head, I'm telling ya.

In Hokkien, Cantonese, Mandarin, English (duh!) and sometimes in Bahasa, I believe. Not sure about French, Italian, Korean, Japanese because...well, I don't even know how to say mother in those languages. I am only assuming that there is a similar way of saying something like that? Correct me if I'm wrong.

Anyway, so I sat down in deep thought, pondering over this strange and disturbing question and I found an answer.

Because everyone loves their moms! If you want to hit the other person hard, make him/her so mad that he/she'd run into a violent rage, say something unpleasant about that person's mom.

So there. Problem solved.
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