My Three Problems

There is no chance of me working while standing up...it's just not possible. Trust me, I've tried. So, I have accepted the fact that in order to make money, I need to be in this sitting-down position. But you see, I have a couple of problems with sitting down.

One, it makes my butt flat.
Two, it makes me fat.
Three, I now have a problem with my spine because I tend to hunch when sitting down.

Here's how I will make the changes so that work will not, in the future, affect my health.

For problem number one, I will be getting a liposuction........................................NAH! :-) I guess, some butt toning is in order.

For problem number two, I've resolved to move around more, walk more, yoga more, and also generally speaking, be more healthy and well-rounded (bad choice of words, I know) in terms of being human.

For problem number three, this calls for some serious action and at some point, it will probably involve consultation with a Chiropractor. Never thought I'd use this word on myself, actually. But well, it IS a fact, so, I'll do it if it means a straighter spine and not one that causes you to winch whenever you try to do the Camel yoga pose.

So there, those are currently my top three problems and that (as mentioned above) is how I will resolve them.

Psst...kinda need some ideas on how to lose those effing 5kg by end of April. Anyone got some ideas...that does not involve lots of serious $$$$$$$$$, pain, surgery, exercise or change of lifestyle?

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