That's Taylor Lautner (the guy) kissing Taylor Swift for one of their movies, if I am not mistaken, My Valentine, or something. See, Taylor....the boy Taylor looks like he's about to pull away while girl Taylor is too fair for her own good. I think both Taylors are quite good-looking, and they have this very unique look....got to do with the slightly slant-y eyes.
No, not the cina-pek (slitty Chinese or Jap) eyes but very....cat-like eyes. Hang on, Taylor...I mean, he-Taylor plays a wolf...which is basically a dog, right? He does look like a dog....in a good way, of course. Heard that he-Taylor is a very nice guy. He's got nice chest but he's not even legal in a pub yet, so....bleh.
And she-Taylor is incredible! Simply incredible for her age. I want her to be my daughter but she's kissing at this age...in public....with a pup at that. Sorry, couldn't help that. :-) Don't be mad!!! Come on. I spend ice-cream.
If it's any comfort to you (for dissing he-Taylor), I'm convinced that there's a farm of mosquitoes in my little home office and it's driving me nuts. It's turning me into Kanye West....oh, he dissed she-Taylor during VMA, didn't he?
Ah well.
It's hard to write when both subjects are Taylors, don't you think? So, please name your kids proper gender-friendly names.
That's Taylor Lautner (the guy) kissing Taylor Swift for one of their movies, if I am not mistaken, My Valentine, or something. See, Taylor....the boy Taylor looks like he's about to pull away while girl Taylor is too fair for her own good. I think both Taylors are quite good-looking, and they have this very unique look....got to do with the slightly slant-y eyes.
No, not the cina-pek (slitty Chinese or Jap) eyes but very....cat-like eyes. Hang on, Taylor...I mean, he-Taylor plays a wolf...which is basically a dog, right? He does look like a dog....in a good way, of course. Heard that he-Taylor is a very nice guy. He's got nice chest but he's not even legal in a pub yet, so....bleh.
And she-Taylor is incredible! Simply incredible for her age. I want her to be my daughter but she's kissing at this age...in public....with a pup at that. Sorry, couldn't help that. :-) Don't be mad!!! Come on. I spend ice-cream.
If it's any comfort to you (for dissing he-Taylor), I'm convinced that there's a farm of mosquitoes in my little home office and it's driving me nuts. It's turning me into Kanye West....oh, he dissed she-Taylor during VMA, didn't he?
Ah well.
It's hard to write when both subjects are Taylors, don't you think? So, please name your kids proper gender-friendly names.
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