Phew, Hugh. You are one f-ckin' awesome dude! Bet you know that Kiefer Sutherland beats the shit out of the paps every time they try to take his picture or chase his coattails. He gets drunk and beats the hell out of anyone seen armed with a camera, pencil, pen, PDA, or he pokes them in the eye or sucker punches people and say, 'He asked for it!'
Ryan Reynolds, apparently, likes the paps a lot too.
Know what I think? They don't know their work! This is what life as a celebrity is like as rightfully pointed out by some gossip writers. I mean, I totally agree that if you want to have a successful life as a celeb, as annoying as the paps are, you can make it work positively or you can start kicking arses.
The easier it is to ruffle your feathers, the better the experience is for them. They love to annoy the sheets out of you and are waiting for you to just....kill them. Or attempt to kill them. Then they have a good fuggin' story.
So, Hugh Jackman is, by far, one of the few celebs who know how to work the game. You don't see him rolling up his jacket sleeves waiting to switch the lights off in another's head.
See? This is how you work it, guys.
You shake hands with people.
You tell them you come in peace.
You smile and laugh even when you feel like killing them.
And you take the kids out and teach the kids how to ignore the paps. Smile and don't let them get to you.
What's there not to love about a man like that? Completely in control. SWWOOOOOOON!!! He shakes hands, he smiles, he takes the kids out and he gives out my favorite sign...(well, second favorite sign, that is. The first one isn't very polite) to cameras even when he feels murderous.
Awesome.
Mom, I think I'm in love.
I have been doing this pose, part of Cosmic Dance (a type of yoga, I am assuming), called Stargazer pose without knowing it is called Stargazer's pose a lot in the past. You see, sometimes, I don't follow the rules and come up with my own stretches and poses. It is fun. I have on some music, nice, soothing music or just anything I can click on. Then I go with the flow, letting my hair down. Just moving to the music...and that is when I come up with the above Stargazer's pose. This pose really stretches your sides. Keep your eyes on the outstretched hand if you are keeping it pointed to the top, as if you are waving or connecting to a higher energy from the Universe. Your arms will ache a little but hey, toned arms, here you come! :-) For those who want a bigger stretch, it is safe to slowly and gently move the lifted hand towards your back...don't overdo it, listen to your body's complaints and respect it. You don't have to prove anything to anyone, reme...
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