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Garumph!! (Monday Ha-ha)

Week in, week out, week in, week out. Here comes the one single day that I religiously hate and continue to dread with every single wakeful bone of my body - Monday. In my kids' words, 'Why can't every Monday be a Friday?' and I go 'Er........hey, you know what? I think it's a good idea! OK, let's imagine it's a Friday with Saturday beginning when you're done with school. How about that?' And amazingly, everything becomes a little better from there. The way I usually greet Monday is first with Angst, Frustration and Anxious anticipation. I don't know how THIS Monday is going to be like and hope that it won't be as bad as the previous one....I've never, ironically, had a good Monday, just for the record. But I always try to start the Monday with a good joke. It works for a while. When the happiness runs low, I go for another joke or a good quote. I stopped posting the Monday Ha-Ha thing for some time and I think it's about time I share it with my readers. This is not exactly a joke but something....erm....I found really interesting! :-) Well, at least it made me smile. When you pose like this, no cleavage right? OK, here's what you do. Put your arms together and squeeze your bosom buddies together, of course. Guaranteed you'll get a nice cleavage for the photo! Terror, right? Even guys can get cleavage this way....hey, I swear! Happy Monday!
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EAT ME CUPCAKES said…
you just found that out? LOL
April 13, 2009 at 12:01 AM
kok yee said…
It's not true.. it can't be.... Noooooooooo~~~~

Oh, hi there you lil puppies xD
come to papa!! :D
April 13, 2009 at 9:56 AM
Marsha Maung said…
Mandy, found out long time liao. just that never had such OBVIOUS proof before. hahahaha!!!

kok yee, you've grown up with a perverted mind. let me chlorox your head!!! :-)
April 13, 2009 at 10:37 AM
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