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What People Do For Money: Man vs. Wild

OK OK OK...the economy is bad, right? And at this point in time, for some, people (lots of them) would do lots of crazy things for money. Some would pick cans, some would rob, some would kill....but some are insane! Absolutely IN.SANE. No sanity whatsoever!!! I mean, you know how easily grossed out I can get....at anything abnormal and tonight, I've just watched the most amazingly abnormal thing on the planet. I don't know how far man would actually go to make money, but this is simply jaw-droppingly disgusting. I am talking about the Discovery Channel show called 'Man vs. Wild'. I am like WTF!!!!!!!!!! OK, so this guy, Bear Grylls, says he's a natural born survivor and he's starring in this Discovery Channel show where he is pitched against the wild with nothing MODERN so to speak except for the camera and perhaps occassional hand-fan he's permitted. But urgh.....have you taken a look at the stuff this guy puts into this mouth and subsequently into his stomach????? This is supposed to be an educational program whereby he teaches people how to survive in the wild but apparently, Discovery Channel thinks that the traveling, disgust-inducing and panoramic view much more worthy of their time. You know what he just ATE? Maggots the size of a large Tiger Prawn!!!??? It makes me shiver just to think about it because I just watched it and I watched it from in between my fingers! And when he bit into the thing, the insides of the maggot (yellow, green and red) all splattered all around! And he chews and he chews and he fucking chews.......good heavens!! This is an except from Wiki...
The program has shown him eating raw meat and live fish, staving off hypothermia, and drinking the fluids of elephant feces and his own urine for hydration. In advertisements for Season Two of Man vs. Wild, Grylls is shown eating an enormous grub while the announcer states, "Does Bear Grylls really need to do these things? Yes he does and so might you."
And there were times when he walks up to a dead zebra and say, "Wow, lookie here. We have a dead zebra! And it looks mighty fresh too...." and he whips up a knife and starts slicing away at the flesh and places the meat into his mouth and.......eugh! I'm gonna vomit! What is so fresh about a dead animal in the wild....if I was his mother I would put him over lap and slap his ass red! Stupid child, stupid stupid stupid idiotic child! Goawrd!!! What humankind won't do for money.....ew!! There ARE things that I won't do for money, I realize. p.s. How the fark am I supposed to sleep NOW???? UPDATE: I found a video. It'd make you puke....watch with caution....blergghhh!!!
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