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Let's Smooch

My son ask my, “Mom, how come we must kiss? Why must put mouth together like that. It’s so yucky”. I am like…..??????? Ya hor. Why must kiss kiss until exchange saliva and twist tongue and all that leh? Kissing, after some research, it seems requires thirty-over facial muscles to perform, you know. Therefore, one cannot go on kissing for an extended period of time wan. I dunno what postural muscles are but if have to use 112 of them just to kiss passionately, die lor. No wonder mouth so tired when give…ahem. Apparently, the lips got many nerves there, so that’s why stimulation is very high even when it’s just a simple peck or just a smooch. Then summore, do you know that lots of diseases can be transmitted just through kissing alone. Infectious organism is easily transmitted from one person to another just from exchanging saliva. HIV cannot transmit lah because that requires some form of…ahem, penetration but gum disease is just as bad, right? But my point is this, kissing is an expression. A lot like a hug, just that one is using the whole body to embrace another person. Another requires exchange of bodily fluid. Then again, kissing can be used to show different forms of affection geh….like with kids, with a stranger (the air-kiss thing), to show respect (I respect you. Let’s smooch), to say goodbye (Since I am not seeing you anymore, let’s exchange saliva), good luck (Let me transmit good luck to you, muax!) and of course, most people kiss because wanna score lah. And then there’s this other thing. How come women-women kiss is more acceptable than men-men kiss geh? I see women-women kiss is ok wor. But men-men kiss, my bulu (hair) all nail (raise) like crazy. Wanna pengsan, puke! All in all, here’s what I think. Kissing is a very good form of exercise and should be promoted for health reasons. Unless FAT** council come up and say kissing is prohibited because it promotes idolizing of a ‘human’ instead of a god and also could lead to repeated chanting in bed when performing certain activities lah, that is. Aiyor, you never know with these people, right? My advice, be very careful about whose saliva you’re consuming. EUGH!!!!!!!!

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Anonymous said…
MUAKS!!!

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