Comfort is the keyword today…not humor, which is the normal keyword for me every Monday. That’s because Joshua’s got an itch caused by some unknown food source he consumed yesterday and he has broken out into hives. When I woke up, I could hardly recognize him cause he was swollen beyond recognition! And I’ve got some issues with my nether regions.
Cramp, cramp, cramp. Swear, swear, swear. Sometimes I wish I have a penis in my pants.
To top it off, I have my kids eyeing my sagging backside the whole day. I have decided to wear a skimpy Factory Outlet cheap buy pants I have bought for sleeping purposes. These pants, I’ve got to tell you, makes you feel like you’re not wearing anything (maybe because there’s hardly anything holding anything together). It’s so small and tiny that I think it qualifies to be classified as hot pants (don’t hold your breath if you’re letting your imagination run wild. It’s not my fault if you have nightmares later on). But like I say, comfort is the keyword today and if I feel like wearing hot pants around the house today, it’s my unwavering right to!
It sure makes up for the fact that I have to wear an air bus between my legs or a torpedo shaped submarine inside for a couple of days! Try that and see how you like it….
Bah! What a blasted Monday….someone cheer me up, please!
Credit: The very clean and awesome looking pad and tampon above can be found here if you, for some unknown reason, wish to use the same image.
Cramp, cramp, cramp. Swear, swear, swear. Sometimes I wish I have a penis in my pants.
To top it off, I have my kids eyeing my sagging backside the whole day. I have decided to wear a skimpy Factory Outlet cheap buy pants I have bought for sleeping purposes. These pants, I’ve got to tell you, makes you feel like you’re not wearing anything (maybe because there’s hardly anything holding anything together). It’s so small and tiny that I think it qualifies to be classified as hot pants (don’t hold your breath if you’re letting your imagination run wild. It’s not my fault if you have nightmares later on). But like I say, comfort is the keyword today and if I feel like wearing hot pants around the house today, it’s my unwavering right to!
It sure makes up for the fact that I have to wear an air bus between my legs or a torpedo shaped submarine inside for a couple of days! Try that and see how you like it….
Bah! What a blasted Monday….someone cheer me up, please!
Credit: The very clean and awesome looking pad and tampon above can be found here if you, for some unknown reason, wish to use the same image.