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These are examples of how and why a guy and a girl would claim to be best friends or pet-sister or pet-brother.
- They like each otherās company
- Theyāre under 16-years-old
- They fancy each other but donāt feel that taking it to the next level is rightā¦.yet.
- Hiding a hidden romance
- They already have an army of pet-sisters or pet-brothers, so, whatās another one
- Having an assemblage of best friends or pet-siblings represents popularity of a person
- Under top secrecy, they bonked each other, found that it was a mistake, so decided to retract their steps and become best friends or pet-sister of pet-brother instead. This person knows the brand of underwear you wear or where you got cellulite, so, better keep this person close by.
In all honesty, do you think a girl and a guy can subsist as mere friends or good friends or best friends, as some might go as far to claim it? Now, let me tell you something hor. I married a best friend from work, ok? So, despite my earlier school days innocence about how a girl and a guy can become best friends, my perception of how successful such a relationship can be has maturedā¦.itās warped.
Itās a two-pronged thing and very hard to decide whether itās possible or not. Personally, I think itās cool for a girl to perceive a guy to be her best-friend but itās not possible for a guy to perceive a girl to be a best-friend. From experience, whenever a guy tries to get close to a girl or allows a girl into his underwear closet, heās on to something. Even if heās not on to something from the start, he will be.
As I can see from experience, it takes very little to jumpstart a manās libido. In fact, you donāt need a key. Show a little more shoulder and the engineās roaring! Even a sigh executed in Pussy Cat pattern can actually elicit a ābrotherlyā response from the male gender.
Hey, I didnāt sing on stage without knowing learning how to switch those buttons on with the ***para-para uncles uncles sitting down there sipping gulping their liver-intoxicating drinks for nothing, ok? The excitement button for men is not hard to findā¦.itās everywhere!
Soā¦.where was I? Oh ya, so, imagine the girl and the guy decides to study together or do homework together. The parents not home. They sitting together lah, then she asks him something, he sits closer, can smell faint smell of perfume. Hhhmmmmā¦.he mentally slaps himself on the face and told himself to wake up. Concentrate.
Then suddenly the strap of her burgundy colored Marks & Spencers bra showā¦.the bra strap only, ok? He peeks while she continues to toil over a math solution. He pulls closerā¦.you decide for yourself lah. This is especially true if the couple is young with raging hormones to deal with. In my personal opinion, the male growth hormone is very susceptible and hard to control and that is, sadly, why there are so many rape cases involving school and college students. The male hormones should be understood and accepted and people should learn ways to control or āsatisfyā the irrepressible urge to stick their āorganā into any moving objectā¦.preferably with long hair and in a skirt.
Sure enough, the example I gave is of a young male species. But letās just put it this wayā¦.regardless of age, the male hormone is always raging. The libido of a healthy male, young or old, is strong. Frankly, there was this one incident that took me by surprise because there was this 60-plus-plus-plus-plus **UNCLE whom I tagged with āinnocent but willingā suddenly made sexual advances towards me, even tried groping but I slinked and slithered like he was trying to stick a carrot up my backside and I was thankfully rescued by fellow band members! Who wouldāve thought, right? I thought the fella was innocent enough because he could be a potential erectile dysfunction patient ā apparently not.
This proves that malesā¦.16 or 61ā¦.same thing lah as far as their ā*little brotherā is concerned. Iāll come clean, though, Iāve had many best friends and pet-brothers before. And only one of them was a genuinely an affectionate and close one. The others were popularity-based and also convenience-based.
So, considering all that Iāve said above, do you think itās possible or conducive for a girl and a guy to become best-friends?
Ref * little brother means nether region, penis, crotch
Ref ** we sometimes call older men Uncles not a lot out of respect. Most times itās out of respect but when you say it in a certain way, itās supposed to be like āYo, Old stuff!ā
Ref *** - Para-Para means referring to everyone. From Bahasa Melayu
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I just laughed out loud in the office when I read this. Couldn't help myself. It's so true, isn't it? ;)
This is why I love your blog... you're so frank about everything. Have a good Thursday!
Ah Marsha...you didn't ask whether the guy's straight or gay, ok?
anyway...girls have it easy coz they can flirt all they want and get what they want with sex.
I should know. I'm always surrounded by gorgoues girls. Seriously. Marsha knows hor? :-)
Killer
I thought para-para uncles are uncles who dance Aaron Kwok's para-para dance... :D
killer, I meant straight guys, bro! :-) Yes, I know lah. Killer is surrounded ALWAYS by killer girls wan! ha ha ha ha!!! and you're also quite right about the girls being able to flirt all they want. but you forgot to add that 'what if they flirt up the wrong guy'?
kat, HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! I was laughing so hilariously when I read the Aaron Kwok thing!!! Pua ha ha ha ha....I forgot he had a dance like that hor?
And agree on the girl/guy best friend thing. Now that we know men better, we KNOW it's not possible. Definitely got hidden agenda wan.