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I am No. 1 on google.com for blog content writer. Woo Hoo!

Well well well….whadya know!!! I got it! I finally got the coveted spot I’ve been wishing for….No. 1 on www.google.com, mind you!! For what? Well, you see, I’m in this blog content writing and online content writing business, right? So, obviously I would be promoting myself on the Internet for the keyword ‘blog content writing’, right? And tell me which is the biggest and most popular search engine there in the cyber world right now? Google? That’s right. So, to get more people to hear my name, think about using my business and think of me as a professional blog content writer who knows what she’s talking (or writing) about, I have to promote my own website www.marshamaung.com for the said keyword.

There was a sudden influx of enquiries lately that I was wondering, “Wei? What did I do right? How come so many people come and ask me about blog content writing services wan?”. So, I go to www.google.com and type in ‘blog content writer’ into the search box, click ‘search’ and viola! No. 1, man!!!! OK-lah, set!!

In fact, I didn’t do too badly as well for the keyword ‘freelance content writer’ which I took the 6th spot. Not too bad….still first page. Overall, pretty darn happy that www.google.com likes me. I love it as well….well, until they kick me off the charts. But for the moment, I am gloating. I want to gloat and I deserve the chance to gloat for a little bit, so, please let me be, ok? I promise tomorrow I become normal again, so, here wwweeee ggggoooo……..

(sings to the tune of Queen punya song, ok?) I am the champion! I am the champion! YOU are the loser cause I am the champion………OF THE WWWWOOOLLLLDDDDD!

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