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Jokes to lift your spirits

Just want to share this cause some of them I've read before a long time ago but have forgotten. By reading them again, it lifted my spirits. Hope your spirits soar as well. It's Sunday, folks! Selamat Ketupat-ing everyone! Happy Raya to those who follow Malaysian holiday. Too bad for me lah. I celebrate 'Thanksgiving' punya person cause most of my clients US people, so, no holiday for me! Faster! Kesian me! (Pity me) Enjoy!
  • If your father is a poor man, it is your fate. But if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.
  • I was born intelligent, education ruined me.
  • Practice makes perfect. But nobody's perfect……so why practice?
  • If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
  • Since light travels faster than sound people appear bright until you hear them speak.
  • One should love animals. They are so tasty.
  • Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
  • The wise never marry. And when they marry they become otherwise.
  • Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
  • "Your future depends on your dreams". So go to sleep
  • There should be a better way to start a…than waking up every morning
  • "Hard work never killed anybody". But why take the risk?
  • "Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours
  • God made relatives. Thank God we can choose our friends.
  • The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget, The more you forget, the less you know, So…..why learn.
  • A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station....what more can I say........
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