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The Hairy Thing

My client sent me hair through the post. Outside of Marsha's world, it is also known as those clip-on DIY hair extensions. Currently, she sells them here and is looking to expand, I think. To be honest, I've never dealt with fake hair before. I mean, I have....but not when it comes on a clip or anything. You should have seen how we tried to put the hair on!! Gord! The maid, in particular, was fascinated by it clipped it all the way over all my hair making me look like pontianak (ghost)! and then we slipped it to the side and then over the hair line....somehow I had to say that it was the most unnatural looking fake hair EVER!! I was wrong. And then I go guessed it....YouTube (but of course!) and discovered how to clip them. You're supposed to hide the sucker pins under your real hair, dudettes!! Oh. I see. Now I go make myself look and sound absolutely caveman. Anyway, you wouldn't believe it (and I don't do commercials) but the hair is really, really, REALLY soft. And the funny thing is that the shade is exactly the shade of my faded-out-auburn-black hair! So, when I clip it on right, it actually looked quite....hhhmm....interestingly real. I figured that it depends on how my actual hair behave on that particular day. The real hair and hair extension have to blend in together. So, when my hair is misbehaving, it won't go with the hair extensions. And my hair taming skills say the least....shitty. Anyway, that's it, folks. Next time you see me, don't be surprised if I suddenly sprouted long hair. Vivien, if you are reading this the way the hair is supposed to look? So scared that I am clipping it all wrong.
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