I've not been doing my Monday Ha-Ha's for a long time. No consistency...one of my biggest problems. Anyway, I just saw this and thought it would brighten up your day a little. For some reason, despite not having quality sleep, I feel WAHHOOOO! this morning. Must be something I ate last night....oily, onion-filled, missing-chicken-beef-or-any-other-forms-of-meat spaghetti. Must be vegetarian version.
I feel good right now but I don't know when my batteries will start dying out...probably I'll start going limp before lunch, eh? Hehehe. Well, here's to your Monday. Hope you have a smashing good one and don't break too many toothpicks....they'll hurt your eyelids.
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Shaggy, Shania Twain, and Britney Spears go in a limo to a restaurant. Someone farts and Shaggy says,"Wasn't me!".
Shania Twain says," That don't impress me much."
Britney Spears says,"Oops, I did it again."
The next day they go in a limo to a bar and someone farts. Shaggy says, "Wasn't me!".
Shania Twain says," That don't impress me much."
Britney Spears says, "Stronger than yesterday."
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