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8 Years Younger

My client, Kumar, sent me sample after sample after sample, after sample after sample……and asked me to try this perfume, walk out and see what people around me say. And of course, ‘please drop a good word for me…the product when you get the chance.’ This perfume, Ageless Fantasy, when you wear it, it makes people think that you’re eight years younger. No, not eight-years-old….eight years YOUNGER. They use a blend of many different types of scents based on research on aromatherapy. Check their website out for more information. You can’t get it here in KL, actually, unless you’ve got a friend in New York or something. It’s taken me a long time to blog about this because I don’t get paid to write reviews and I don’t lie. I hate liars so, lying about a product is not my th’ng. Anyway, I am going to (finally) write about this because it’s about time and I’ve REALLY got something to tell you! :-) Ryan Augustine de Alwis! Confirm this. OK, I went out with Ryan to this place in TTDI, right? The place is teeming with gwai-lows (white foreigners), it’s one of their hang-outs. I walk in and sees Ryan standing near the bar talking to this guy…whathisname? Logan? Never mind. So, I came up to him, walking past some gwai-lows. Suddenly, a couple of them started walking up to me, sniffing at me. GASP! Yo, why are you sniffing at me? OK, I didn’t say that. I just stared at them, eye sockets popping. Excuse me, you smell nice. What perfume is that you’re wearing?” one of them asked. I said, “Er….it’s Ageless Fantasy. But you can’t get it here. My client sent them to me from New York. He frowns, ‘You’re sure it’s not (some other perfume. I can’t remember it because I’m bursting to tell Kumar)?” I shook my head, “I’m sure.” I smiled politely. Ryan turns to me and said, “Wow, you sure attract attention the moment you walk in.” I shrug. I ordered my drink from the bar and after mistaking the guy for someone I know, Ryan asked, “Guess how old she is.” He was pointing at me. God, Ryan, I thought. Please don’t say fifty-two because I’ll run outside and get myself hit by a car. He pauses and examines my face. “Twenty-eight?” Ryan goes Hah! I go…..Oh. My. God. I’m not gonna bother hiding my age now. I am thirty-six. Thirty-six minus eight is….? Twenty-eight!!! Hahahahaha! So, Ageless Fantasy DOES work, after all, eh? July is my birth month so, I am going to be celebrating my TWENTY-EIGHTH birthday this year. Hooray!!! :-)

Comments

blinka.Li said…
WAH SEH! I don't mind getting one also if people start thinking I am actually 28! kekeke! I can imagine how u look when he told u that! ;P
Marsha Maung said…
blinka.li, feel like celebrity, man!! LOL. proud as hell! :-))))
EAT ME CUPCAKES said…
Im not sure IF I want it. Since Im only 24. Can u imagine? I wear it then ppl think I'm ONLY 16!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
Elya said…
Hey marsha, can't go to new york. is there anyway i can get it?
Angela said…
I m 50 years old crazy mom, who can’t help trying out these funny anti-aging stuffs.
But fortunately this “ageless” popped-up as one miraculous perfume.

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