"What's a nerd, mom?" asked Jared one evening while I was tapping heartily at the computer. Deadline, deadline, deadline, deadline....wha? Nerd?
"Er...well, it's a name that you use to describe someone who read a lot and maybe a little hard-working. Why?" I answered nonchalantly. Focus, Marsha. Focus, I thought to myself.
Jared's eyebrows shot up to his hairline, "But MOM, that describes you. It's not a nice name, right? You're always working and reading!!"
Shit. Is that what my kids think of me? A nerd?? Wait till they see mommy (after a couple of drinks) dancing on speakers. She's one helluva sexy girl...er...lady...WOMAN...female. I felt like correcting my kids' perception of me, that I was a rather sexy person who can get naughty, likes handcuffs in bed and can bring a man to his knees with a mere sigh.
Er....but then again....maybe it's not a wise idea, after all.
Ah well.....let them keep their innocent image of me and not a single one of you is to let on about my wild ways, OK? But I don't really care, actually, because to me, a person can be BOTH nerdy AND sexy at the same time, can't they?
In my personal opinion, a woman with brains IS sexxaaaaayyyy...



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