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I Would Make A Better Man Than You

I agree with Beyonce's new hit song, 'If I were a boy'. If I were a boy, I would be a better boy. I would know exactly how to love a girl and make her feel happy. If I were a boy, I would know that all she needs is a few words, not a lot. If I were a boy, I would know it's not about sex, it's about a single touch, a stroke, a very light embrace. If I were a boy, I know that the protective arms around her shoulders is mightier and stronger than any other swords or weapons of destruction. If I were a boy, I would not roll out of bed in the morning without smelling her hair. I would also know how to sit and listen to her whenever she had to pour out her heart. I would also know that she could take anything in her stride except for betrayal. I would see her 'Nothing' and instantly know what nothing is. If I were a boy, I would know that feelings are more important than money. Shikes. If I were a boy, I would make a better man than many men I know in this lifetime. In fact, in this lifetime, I've been so disappointed by men for the smallest of things....because as small as they seem to them, it's big to me. And yet, they don't see that the little effort is worth it. If I were a boy, I would know it's almost always the small stuff that counts big. If a boy, I'd know how to make a girl happy, going out with the guys would be easy peasy...no complaints. Getting your way would also be a breeze in bed. And yet, men are stupid that way. Most of them anyway. Fine. SOME of them. FINE! The ones I've met. :-) Er....my dear exes or what-have-you-nots reading this post, I meant the OTHER GUYS. Hee hee hee.... Anyway, love Beyonce's music video. Brilliantly done....the song, OK only-lah. Don't quite like the 'giddy-up beat', a bit like cowboy. But maybe that's the idea.

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Anonymous said…
hehehe..what a song...which i find it to be silly. LOL!
Killer
Marsha Maung said…
killer, PRECISELY! Thank you! You've just proven my point, exactly.
Anonymous said…
if i were a boy, i think i'd be just like one of them that we all know now and nothing like the one that is in the song ... hahahaha ...

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