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Now I Am Finally Me

I received this joke some time ago and I kept it for a time when I need a quick laugh. The time come liao....
***beginning of joke***
Before marriage: He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. She: Do you want me to leave? He: NO! Don't even think about it. She: Do you love me? He: Of course! She: Have you ever cheated on me? He: NO! Why you even asking? She: Will you kiss me? He: Yes! She: Will you hit me? He: No way! I'm not such kind of person! She: Can I trust you? Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom to the top !!!!
***end of joke***
Well, there's one more thing that I want to say today and it's all about image. I revamped my main website http://www.marshamaung.com, right? And the main reason I did it was a branding or image revamp thing. I did the same thing with my facebook. I've always tried to project this 'hot, sexy, never-aging, cool, hip, hop, short-skirt dressup, fashion icon' kinda image but oh come on....this is not the time for this liao lor. I want something else now. I mean, it's cool that I want people to see me in that way. But it's tiring, believe me. I somehow feel that people expect a whole lot more from me when they think I am like super or hot or cute. I posted this or used this picture as a profile picture for almost everything online that I have because HONESTLY SPEAKING, it caught my face at the right angle and I had, like, ten inches of makeup on. SERIOUSLY. close-up pix using my own camera will reveal this, I swear to God. A bit tired of the image, I used this. Then people ask me why I so sad. So kesian. (pitiful) Ahya! fed-up lah! Now I use this. This is the real me. I am actually a little bit nerdy. So there! Now....I am finally me!!!! UPDATE! OK OK OK! How about this one?
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Jamie said…
you look like "Lam Ah Chan" in your last pic.....just remember to carry a black coloured "ah Mah" type of brolly wherever you go and I guarantee that u will get noticed....if not run down...puuuuaaahahahahahahha
September 12, 2008 at 12:15 PM
Marsha Maung said…
jamie, TNS!!! You want me to return you a favor about your photo or not?? you wan or not? wanna fight or not? come lah come lah! i know you fatter, bigger, stronger, more muscular, more, more.....er...hee hee hee....

never mind, i look like pasar auntie also never mind coz quite fedup living up to a picture. I can't imagine how those celebrities do it (not saying that I am a celebrity) but they have to live up to an image kinda thing.

I sikit-sikit kenot tahan liao.

I want to go like...ya ya ya...i got zits, i got holds on my face, I can't see beyond 1 inch from my face, i got crooked teeth. never see in the picture leh....

better I just be the pasar-going person that I am if that is the case. right or not?
September 12, 2008 at 2:47 PM
Marsha Maung said…
jamie, er....one more question. what's a Lam Ah Chan?
September 12, 2008 at 2:48 PM
Jamie said…
Thats what I always say cuz...nothing better than to be oneself.

Btw, I joking in your photo only lar and a "Lam ah Chan" is a character from an old Hong kong Movie...I duuno if you remember the Show or not but I guarantee u your Mum will cos it was a stupendous hit back then...AND by calling you Lam Ah Chan I am actually complimenting you lar cuz..and you wanna go bombard my photos somemore??
September 12, 2008 at 4:11 PM
Marsha Maung said…
jamie, no lah. never bombard you also. of coz I know you joking lah. and furthermore, funnily, i prefer it if it's a lousy comment! seriously. instead of 'wah, you look hot, man!' and I am like....

...sigh, thank you....the photog was fantabulous bleh beh bleh bleh....

hee hee hee....
September 12, 2008 at 6:50 PM
Jamie said…
actually, I dun mind being bombarded with constructive critism..kekekeke

anyways, will only be able to hoip to your blog next Tuesday cos going on a family vacation...see u then
September 12, 2008 at 10:23 PM
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