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Now I Am Finally Me

I received this joke some time ago and I kept it for a time when I need a quick laugh. The time come liao....
***beginning of joke***
Before marriage: He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. She: Do you want me to leave? He: NO! Don't even think about it. She: Do you love me? He: Of course! She: Have you ever cheated on me? He: NO! Why you even asking? She: Will you kiss me? He: Yes! She: Will you hit me? He: No way! I'm not such kind of person! She: Can I trust you? Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom to the top !!!!
***end of joke***
Well, there's one more thing that I want to say today and it's all about image. I revamped my main website http://www.marshamaung.com, right? And the main reason I did it was a branding or image revamp thing. I did the same thing with my facebook. I've always tried to project this 'hot, sexy, never-aging, cool, hip, hop, short-skirt dressup, fashion icon' kinda image but oh come on....this is not the time for this liao lor. I want something else now. I mean, it's cool that I want people to see me in that way. But it's tiring, believe me. I somehow feel that people expect a whole lot more from me when they think I am like super or hot or cute. I posted this or used this picture as a profile picture for almost everything online that I have because HONESTLY SPEAKING, it caught my face at the right angle and I had, like, ten inches of makeup on. SERIOUSLY. close-up pix using my own camera will reveal this, I swear to God. A bit tired of the image, I used this. Then people ask me why I so sad. So kesian. (pitiful) Ahya! fed-up lah! Now I use this. This is the real me. I am actually a little bit nerdy. So there! Now....I am finally me!!!! UPDATE! OK OK OK! How about this one?

Comments

Jamie said…
you look like "Lam Ah Chan" in your last pic.....just remember to carry a black coloured "ah Mah" type of brolly wherever you go and I guarantee that u will get noticed....if not run down...puuuuaaahahahahahahha
Marsha M said…
jamie, TNS!!! You want me to return you a favor about your photo or not?? you wan or not? wanna fight or not? come lah come lah! i know you fatter, bigger, stronger, more muscular, more, more.....er...hee hee hee....

never mind, i look like pasar auntie also never mind coz quite fedup living up to a picture. I can't imagine how those celebrities do it (not saying that I am a celebrity) but they have to live up to an image kinda thing.

I sikit-sikit kenot tahan liao.

I want to go like...ya ya ya...i got zits, i got holds on my face, I can't see beyond 1 inch from my face, i got crooked teeth. never see in the picture leh....

better I just be the pasar-going person that I am if that is the case. right or not?
Marsha M said…
jamie, er....one more question. what's a Lam Ah Chan?
Jamie said…
Thats what I always say cuz...nothing better than to be oneself.

Btw, I joking in your photo only lar and a "Lam ah Chan" is a character from an old Hong kong Movie...I duuno if you remember the Show or not but I guarantee u your Mum will cos it was a stupendous hit back then...AND by calling you Lam Ah Chan I am actually complimenting you lar cuz..and you wanna go bombard my photos somemore??
Marsha M said…
jamie, no lah. never bombard you also. of coz I know you joking lah. and furthermore, funnily, i prefer it if it's a lousy comment! seriously. instead of 'wah, you look hot, man!' and I am like....

...sigh, thank you....the photog was fantabulous bleh beh bleh bleh....

hee hee hee....
Jamie said…
actually, I dun mind being bombarded with constructive critism..kekekeke

anyways, will only be able to hoip to your blog next Tuesday cos going on a family vacation...see u then

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