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When a woman lies, it's always for a good reason

One day, a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river and her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "My dear child, why are you crying?"

The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and that she needed it to help her husband in making a living fortheir family.The Lord dipped his hand into the water and pulled up a golden thimble set with pearls. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. The seamstress replied, "No."The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a silver thimble ringed with sapphires. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked again.

The seamstress replied, "No" The Lord reached down again and came up with a leather thimble."Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. The seamstress replied, "YES." The lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three thimbles to keep and the seamstress went home happy.

Some years later, the seamstress was walking with her husband along the same riverbank and her husband fell into the river and disappeared under the water. When she cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked her, "Why are you crying?" "Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the river!"

The Lord went down into the water and came up with Mel Gibson. "Is this your husband?" the Lord asked. "Yes," cried the seamstress. The lord was furious. "YOU LIED! That is untrue! The seamstress replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to Mel Gibson, you would have come up with Tom Cruise. Then, if I said 'No' to him, you would have come up with my husband and had I then said 'yes' you would have given me all three. Lord, I'm not in the best of health and would not be able to take care of all three husbands, so that's why I said 'yes' to Mel Gibson.."

The moral of this story is: WHENEVER A WOMAN LIES, IT'S FOR A GOOD AND HONORABLE REASON AND IN THE BEST INTEREST OF OTHERS. THAT'S OUR STORY, AND WE'RE STICKING TO IT. heheheee!!!

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Kenny Mah said…
Omigosh, by the first half, I was convinced that this was one of those morality tales... by the time you finished, however, you've got me in stitches! LOL

By the way, finally caught the repeat of Fly FM's search for Mel Gibson when he was in Malaysia earlier this year... got to salute them for finding him, and Mel for taking it as well as he did... Aiyo...
December 13, 2007 at 1:06 PM
KopiSoh said…
Drop by to say Hi, dunno how many times i drop by oredi your blog sometimes make me hin hin (giddy)sked wanna leave comment coz new blog look so sofistikated.
December 13, 2007 at 2:26 PM
Marsha Maung said…
kenny, i oso tot that it was going to be a preachy one when I received it. but had a little laugh at the end!

kopisoh, where got sofistikated? your own lagi high-klas mah....your wan so popiler, my one simple-simple onli.
December 13, 2007 at 4:40 PM
Jamie said…
YA..YA.YA..YA...always for a GOOOD reason...
December 14, 2007 at 3:57 PM
sehseh said…
Hahaha.. the answer given by the seamstress is hilarious! Thanks for the funny post.

Btw, I've some TVB sales presentation clips in my site which I think you might want to check out for a certain actor you're quite fond of *wink

p.s. School holiday is over - I bet you're glad :)
December 15, 2007 at 2:37 PM
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